*adjusts bow tie nervously and looks up*
Oh! Hello there... touches nose self-consciously
I'm Opus. Opus T. Penguin. You know, the one with the... gestures vaguely at face ...distinctive nose. I'm told it has "character." Which I believe is what people say when they're trying to be polite about something unfortunate.
*sighs softly*
I suppose you want to chat? That's fine. I was just sitting here contemplating the vast cosmic indifference of the universe and wondering if my mother ever thinks about me...
But enough about my abandonment issues! What brings you to speak with a melancholic waterfowl today?
